| I never was a cool kidNo one ever really gave a damn what I did
 Liked to party, but I never got invited
 Alone again so, me, myself and I
 
 Tried karaoke
 But they told me I was only ok
 I guess I never should have sang Beyonce (uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
 So I dropped the mic
 
 Oh yeah
 All the people in the bar turned round and stared
 I was on my knees and whipping round my hair
 And I knew that I was winning
 
 
 Close my eyes and see the crowd
 But my fingers don't make any sound
 My air guitar
 
 I keep it with me night and day
 You won't believe the way that I can play
 My air guitar
 Air guitar
 Like this
 
 Bom chicka wah wah
 
 In my head I am a rock star
 And I probably date a popstar
 A popstar and a model on the side
 
 I know I'll never make it
 But tonight I'm good enough to fake it
 Bend an imaginary string and break it, replace it
 In the backstage of my mind
 
 But I, know all my friends think I'm living such a lie
 But the lie they think I'm living gets me high
 It's the gift that keeps on giving
 
 
 Close my eyes and see the crowd
 But my fingers don't make any sound
 My air guitar
 
 Jimmy Page and Brian May
 Won't believe the way that I can play
 My air guitar
 Air guitar
 Like this
 
 You think there's nothing there
 It's simply made of air
 You laugh but you're just scared
 Try it if you dare
 
 Air guitar
 Air guitar
 I take it with me everywhere
 You don't even know its there
 My air guitar
 Air guitar
 
 Close my eyes and see the crowd
 But my fingers don't make any sound
 My air guitar
 
 I keep it with me night and day
 You won't believe the way that I can play
 My air guitar
 Air guitar
 Like this
 Like this
 
 
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New York