One day, coming down from the mountains, I saw a beautiful girl.
Her hair shone like burnished trunk of my "Kalashnikov".
Three days and three nights I could not sleep, all about the girl thought ...
Kalashnikov - THE BEST IN THE WORLD AUTO,
And my favorite - the most beautiful in the Carpathians!
He confessed his love for her, and she said -
- Goran, I love you too long his eye!
Took I have a favorite gun and began to shoot into the sky with joy, shouting:
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
Kalashnikov!
Kalashnikov!
SC-lash-NO-ing!
We stared at each other,
and then I went to her father and asked for the hand of his daughter, and he said:
"Goran, you're a nice guy, take her for a wife!"
Three days and three nights I could not sleep, I think - would rather Wedding! ..
Kalashnikov - THE BEST IN THE WORLD AUTO,
And my wedding will be the most fun in the Carpathian Mountains!
We married the priest, and the beginning of a great holiday,
everyone was dancing, music playing, brandy flowed the river ...
The next morning with a hangover, I thought a goat to my wife climbs.
I got angry, took favorite "Kalashnikov" and started shooting at him, shouting:
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
Kalashnikov!
Kalashnikov!
SC-lash-NO-ing!
Then I had a long walk through the village, drinking, crying, swearing,
fired in all directions, swearing, crying and drinking again ...
Three days and three nights I could not sleep, all thought -
how to live after his wife was shot?
Kalashnikov - THE BEST IN THE WORLD AUTO,
And I - THE RAZNESCHASTNY Man in Carpathians ...
I decided to drink lots and lots of brandy and red wine,
so I do not have heart ached ...
I went to the Jew and asked to pour into debt.
Jew said - "Sho? You're still a bad person,
and then, who would give me the money, when the Russian peacekeepers will take away you in jail? "
Silently I got the machine, but when I started to shoot, could not resist and shouted:
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
Kalashnikov!
Kalashnikov!
SC-lash-NO-ing!
... When drunk, I left the shop, drinking raki and there all the wine,
I wanted to shoot some more of the "Kalashnikov" ...
Three days and three nights I could not sleep, ran to the mountains and the sky shot!
Kalashnikov - THE BEST IN THE WORLD AUTO,
And our brandy - the strongest In the Carpathians!
And then I ran out of bullets for Kalashnikov!
As now shoot? I went to the Russian soldiers, as they say -
- "Goran, we will not give you ammo, you're drunk!"
Who are they to decide drunken Serb or not?
I threw faithful Kalashnikov, forgot that he had no ammunition -
- And I killed Russian soldiers ...
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
Kalashnikov!
Kalashnikov!
SC-lash-NO-ing!
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